funny yearbook sayings & Quotes

Though I am not naturally honest

2008-11-17T08:23:00.003-08:00

When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.'
~Author : Theodore Roosevelt Wise Quotes

Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.
~Author : William Shakespeare Motivational Sayings

In war, you win or lose, live or die - and the difference is just an eyelash.
~Author : General Douglas MacArthur Famous Quotes

Do a little more each day than you think you possibly can.
~Author : Lowell Thomas Inspirational Sayings

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.
~Author : Andre Malraux Nice Quotes

So different are the colours of life, as we look forward to the future, or backward to the past and so different the opinions and sentiments which this contrariety of appearance naturally produces, that the conversation of the old and young ends generally with contempt or pity on either side.
~Author : Victor Hugo Great Sayings

Life is not easy for any of us. But what of that

2008-11-17T08:23:00.001-08:00

The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.
~Author : Dan Quayle Inspirational Sayings

By their own follies they perished, the fools.
~Author : Homer Nice Quotes

Life is not easy for any of us. But what of that We must have perseverance and above all confidence in ourselves. We must believe that we are gifted for something and that this thing must be attained.
~Author : Marie Curie Great Sayings

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
~Author : Will Rogers Meaningful Sayings

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus's-flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.
~Author : Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Wise Quotes

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
~Author : Lynda Barry Motivational Sayings

The men who create power make an indispensable contribution

2008-11-17T08:21:00.000-08:00

We must not believe the many, who say that only free people ought to be educated, but we should rather believe the philosophers who say that only the educated are free.
~Author : Epictetus Famous Quotes

The men who create power make an indispensable contribution to the Nation?s greatness, but the men who question power make a contribution just as indispensable, especially when that questioning is disinterested, for they determine whether we use power or power uses us.
~Author : John F Kennedy Amherst College Oct 26 1963 Source JFK Library Boston Mass Inspirational Sayings

Can't I live while I'm young
~Author : Phish Nice Quotes

As long as I am an American citizen and American blood runs in these veins, I shall hold myself at liberty to speak, to write, and to publish whatever I please on any subject.
~Author : Elija Lovejoy Great Sayings

Great nations write their autobiographies in three manuscripts--the book of their deeds, the book of their words and the book of their art.
~Author : John Ruskin Meaningful Sayings

Love is a hot shower where your skin never prunes.
~Author : John Mayer Wise Quotes

Francois de La Rochefoucauld Motivational Sayings

2008-10-19T02:36:00.002-07:00

When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere.
~Author : Francois de La Rochefoucauld Motivational Sayings

The memories of men are too frail a thread to hang history from.
~Author : John Still Famous Quotes

I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
~Author : Stephen Leacock Inspirational Sayings

Appearances often are deceiving.
~Author : Aesop Nice Quotes

Science can purify religion from error and superstition. Religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes.
~Author : Pope John Paul II Karol Wojtyla James Reston Galileo A Life HarperCollins NY 1994 p 461 Great Sayings

You only have power over people so long as you don't take everything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything he's no longer in your power -- he's free again.
~Author : Aleksandr Isayevich Solzhenitsyn Meaningful Sayings

A solitary, unused to speaking of what he sees and feels, has mental experiences which are at once more intense and less articulate than those of a gregarious man.
~Author : Thomas Mann Wise Quotes

C S Lewis Meaningful Sayings

2008-10-19T02:36:00.001-07:00

Mortal lovers must not try to remain at the first step for lasting passion is the dream of a harlot and from it we wake in despair.
~Author : C S Lewis Meaningful Sayings

For what is liberty but the unhampered translation of will into act?
~Author : Dante Alighieri Wise Quotes

Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.
~Author : Unknown Motivational Sayings

To be a hero or a heroine, one must give an order to oneself.
~Author : Simone Weil Famous Quotes

Under capitalism man exploits man under socialism the reverse is true.
~Author : Polish Proverb Inspirational Sayings

Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.
~Author : Jimmy Cannon Nice Quotes

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
~Author : Henry Kissinger Great Sayings

The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.
~Author : Mell Lazzarus Meaningful Sayings

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Famous Quotes

2008-10-19T02:35:00.000-07:00

When I think back on all the blessings I have been given in my life, I can't think of a single one, unless you count that rattlesnake that granted me all those wishes.
~Author : Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Famous Quotes

Perseverance is not a long race it is many short races one after another.
~Author : Walter Elliott Inspirational Sayings

We're a sentimental people. We like a few kind words better than millions of dollars given in a humiliating way.
~Author : Gamal Abdel Nasser Nice Quotes

History teaches us that when a barbarian race confronts a sleeping culture, the barbarian always wins.
~Author : Arnold J Toynbee Great Sayings

I feel like a million tonight --- but one at a time.
~Author : Mae West Meaningful Sayings

From seeds of his body blossomed the flower that liberated a people and touched the soul of a nation. (Funeral oration for Martin Luther King, Sr.)
~Author : Jesse Louis Jackson Wise Quotes

Blessed are the weak who think that they are good because they have no claws.
~Author : Baruch Spinoza Motivational Sayings

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
~Author : Oscar Wilde Famous Quotes

Mistakes are a fact of life. It is the response to the error that counts.
~Author : Nikki Giovanni Inspirational Sayings

On this subject I do not which to think, or speak, or write, with moderation.

2008-10-08T07:59:00.003-07:00

Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.
~Author : American Proverb Meaningful Sayings

Whoever loveth me, loveth my hound.
~Author : Sir Thomas More Wise Quotes

You see things as they are and ask, 'Why' I dream things as they never were and ask, 'Why not'
~Author : George Bernard Shaw Motivational Sayings

On this subject I do not which to think, or speak, or write, with moderation. No No Tell a man whose house is on fire to give a moderate alarm tell him to moderately rescue his wife from the hands of the ravisher tell the mother to gradually extricate her babe from the fire into which it has fallen but urge me not to use moderation in a cause like the present. I am in earnest I will not equivocate I will not retreat a single inch and I will be heard.
~Author : Lloyd Garrison Famous Quotes

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
~Author : Mae West Inspirational Sayings

I'm a born-again atheist.
~Author : Gore Vidal Nice Quotes

Love the ones you can. Touch the ones you can reach. Let the others go.
~Author : Real Live Preacher Great Sayings

Life becomes religious whenever we make it so when some new light is seen

2008-10-08T07:59:00.001-07:00

Deliberation is the function of many, action is the function of one.
~Author : Charles De Gaulle Inspirational Sayings

Painting is an attempt to come to terms with life. There are as many solutions as there are human beings.
~Author : George Tooker Nice Quotes

Blessedness is not the reward of virtue, but virtue itself; neither do we rejoice therein, because we control our lusts, but contrariwise, because we rejoice therein, we are able to control our lusts.
~Author : Baruch Spinoza The Ethics Great Sayings

Difference of opinion is helpful in religion.
~Author : Thomas Jefferson Meaningful Sayings

Life becomes religious whenever we make it so when some new light is seen, when some deeper appreciation is felt, when some larger outlook is gained, when some nobler purpose is formed, when some task is well done.
~Author : Sophia Blanche Lyon Fahs Wise Quotes

Mistakes live in the neighbourhood of truth and therefore delude us.
~Author : Henry C Blinn Motivational Sayings

Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not impress the neighbors as being very much.
~Author : Zora Neale Hurston Famous Quotes

The man who goes alone can start today but he who travels with another must wait till the other is ready, and it may be along time before they get off.
~Author : Henry David Thoreau Inspirational Sayings

The important thing is not to stop questioning.

2008-10-08T07:58:00.000-07:00

The longest part of the journey is said to be the passing of the gate.
~Author : Marcus Terentius Varro Famous Quotes

In war there is no substitute for victory.
~Author : General Douglas MacArthur Inspirational Sayings

I definitely believe in God. How can you look at anything and not be overwhelmed by the miraculousness of it?
~Author : Chris Martin Rolling Stone Magazine Nice Quotes

The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy curiosity.
~Author : Albert Einstein Great Sayings

Nature is a mutable cloud, which is always and never the same.
~Author : Ralph Waldo Emerson Meaningful Sayings

Falsehood has an infinity of combinations, but truth has only one mode of being.
~Author : JeanJacques Rousseau Wise Quotes

The recipe for perpetual ignorance is: be satisfied with your opinions and content with your knowledge.
~Author : Elbert Hubbard Motivational Sayings

The present is theirs the future, for which I really worked, is mine.

2008-10-02T06:30:00.003-07:00

Passivity is fatal to us. Our goal is to make the enemy passive.
~Author : Mao Zedong Nice Quotes

The present is theirs the future, for which I really worked, is mine.
~Author : Nikola Tesla Great Sayings

To climb steep hills requires slow pace at first.
~Author : William Shakespeare Meaningful Sayings

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. . . The truly wise person is colorblind.
~Author : Albert Schweitzer Wise Quotes

Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.
~Author : William James Motivational Sayings

The Irish are a fair people - they never speak well of one another.
~Author : Samuel Johnson Famous Quotes

Life's two Great Questions Why me and What do I do now
~Author : William L DeAndrea Inspirational Sayings

He was a man, take him for all in all,
I shall not look upon his like again.
~Author : William Shakespeare Hamlet Act 1 scene 2 Nice Quotes

I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.

2008-10-02T06:30:00.001-07:00

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men.
~Author : Jane Addams Speech Honolulu 1933 Inspirational Sayings

I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.
~Author : John D Rockefeller Nice Quotes

Thought is only a flash between two long nights, but this flash is everything.
~Author : Henri Poincare Great Sayings

Imitation is suicide.
~Author : Ralph Waldo Emerson Meaningful Sayings

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
~Author : Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Wise Quotes

He's so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
~Author : Edwin W Edwards Motivational Sayings

The probability of life originating from accident is comparable to the probability of the unabridged dictionary resulting from an explosion in a printing shop.
~Author : Edwin Conklin Famous Quotes

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.
~Author : Jeanne Moreau Inspirational Sayings

O, woe is me, To have seen what I have seen, see what I see

2008-10-02T06:29:00.001-07:00

Proud people breed sad sorrows for themselves.
~Author : Emily Bronte Wuthering Heights Chapter 7 Famous Quotes

Science is to see what everyone else has seen but think what no one else has thought.
~Author : Albert SzentGyorgyi Inspirational Sayings

Part of the reason for the ugliness of adults, in a child's eyes, is that the child is usually looking upwards, and few faces are at their best when seen from below.
~Author : George Orwell Nice Quotes

O, woe is me, To have seen what I have seen, see what I see
~Author : William Shakespeare Great Sayings

The German is like the slave who, without chains, obeys his masters merest word, his very glance. The condition of servitude is inherent in him, in his very soul and worse than the physical is the spiritual slavery. The Germans must be set free from wit
~Author : Heinrich Heine Meaningful Sayings

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
~Author : Anon Wise Quotes

Every man's life lies within the present for the past is spent and done with, and the future is uncertain.
~Author : Marcus Aelius Aurelius Motivational Sayings

If we attend continually and promptly to the little that we can do, we shall ere long be surprised to find how little remains that we cannot do.
~Author : Samuel Butler Famous Quotes

The true university of these days is a collection of books.

2008-09-30T08:00:00.007-07:00

I cannot conceive otherwise than that He, the Infinite Father, expects or requires no worship or praise from us, but that He is even infinitely above it.
~Author : Benjamin Franklin Nice Quotes

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.
~Author : John Madden Great Sayings

The dog that fetches will also carry. (Translation If someone reveals another's secrets to you, the same person will reveal your secrets to the world.)
~Author : Latin Proverb Meaningful Sayings

The true university of these days is a collection of books.
~Author : Thomas Carlyle Wise Quotes

Neurotic means he is not as sensible as I am, and psychotic means he's even worse than my brother-in-law.
~Author : Dr Karl Menninger Motivational Sayings

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune.
~Author : Richard Whately Famous Quotes

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
~Author : Mother Theresa Inspirational Sayings

Do your bit to save humanity from lapsing back into barbarity by reading all the novels you can.
~Author : Richard Hughes Nice Quotes

Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.
~Author : Dr Great Sayings

Idleness is an inlet to disorder, and makes way for licentiousness. People who have nothing to do are quickly tired of their own company.
~Author : Jeremy Collier Meaningful Sayings

The Mets have gotten their leadoff batter on only once this inning.
~Author : Ralph Kiner Wise Quotes

I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.
~Author : Mark Twain Motivational Sayings

Our destiny changes with our thought we shall become what we wish to become, do what we wish to do, when our habitual thought corresponds with our desire.
~Author : Orison Swett Marden Famous Quotes

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work.
~Author : Rita Mae Brown Inspirational Sayings

Ther's some trophy value to having artists of this magnitude. (after his client signed an 80 million contract with Virgin Records)
~Author : Don Passmani Nice Quotes

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation.
~Author : Tom Stoppard Great Sayings

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

2008-09-30T08:00:00.005-07:00

Stay away from needle drugs. Richard Nixon is the only dope worth shooting.
~Author : Abbie Hoffman Famous Quotes

When men exercise their reason coolly and freely on a variety of distinct questions, they inevitably fall into different opinions on some of them. When they are governed by a common passion, their opinions, if they are to be called, will be the same.
~Author : Alexander Hamilton Inspirational Sayings

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
~Author : Bette Midler Nice Quotes

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
~Author : H L Mencken Great Sayings

The belief that there is only one truth and that oneself is in possession of it seems to me the deepest root of all evil that is in the world.
~Author : Max Born Meaningful Sayings

Es tan corto el amor, y tan largo el olvido.
~Author : Pablo Neruda Wise Quotes

Don't ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because the faster you go, the later you think you are.
~Author : Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Motivational Sayings

Soar, eat ether, see what has never been seen; depart, be lost, but climb.
~Author : Edna St Vincent Millay Famous Quotes

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
~Author : CG Jung Inspirational Sayings

The thought of our past years in me doth breed Perpetual benedictions.

2008-09-30T08:00:00.003-07:00

Leaders keep their eyes on the horizon, not just on the bottom line.
~Author : Warren Bennis Great Sayings

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income -- which he then spends sending his son to college.
~Author : Bill Vaughan Meaningful Sayings

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, what counts is the size of the fight in the dog.
~Author : Mark Twain Wise Quotes

It seems to be a law of nature, inflexible and inexorable, That those who will not risk cannot win.
~Author : Paul Jones Motivational Sayings

Because I have been a magician for many years, people have often asked me whether I ever have sawn a woman in half. I reply, Oh, yes I've sawn over seventy women in half in my lifetime, and I'm learning the second half of the trick now.
~Author : Raymond Smullyan Famous Quotes

The thought of our past years in me doth breed Perpetual benedictions.
~Author : William Wordsworth Inspirational Sayings

Choice is an illusion, created between those with power, and those without.
~Author : Wachowski Brothers The Matrix Reloaded Nice Quotes

Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debuging Monday's code.
~Author : Dan Salomon Great Sayings

The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool.

2008-09-30T08:00:00.001-07:00

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
~Author : Sam Brown Washington Post 1977 Nice Quotes

The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out...
~Author : Anon Great Sayings

The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool.
~Author : William McFee Meaningful Sayings

Wise men talk because they have something to say fools talk because they have to say something.
~Author : Saul Bellow Wise Quotes

The difference between fiction and reality Fiction has to make sense.
~Author : Tom Clancy Motivational Sayings

Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.
~Author : Oscar Levant Famous Quotes

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses.
~Author : Edith Sodergran Inspirational Sayings

If you want to make good use of your time, you?ve got to know what?s most important and then give it all you?ve got.
~Author : Lee Iacocca Nice Quotes

It is better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness.

2008-09-30T07:59:00.001-07:00

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous unpremeditated act without the benefit of experience.
~Author : Henry Miller Famous Quotes

It is better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness.
~Author : Roosevelt Eleanor Inspirational Sayings

Thinking, understanding, reasoning, willing, call not these Soul They are its actions, but they are not its essence.
~Author : Akhenaton Nice Quotes

Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
~Author : Duffy Daugherty Great Sayings

There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods and that is, the sincere desire to find out the truth, whatever it may be.
~Author : Charles Sanders Pierce Meaningful Sayings

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is we'll find it.
~Author : Sam Levenson Wise Quotes

An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
~Author : Laurence J Peter Motivational Sayings

A friend is one before whom I may think aloud.
~Author : Ralph Waldo Emerson Famous Quotes

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
~Author : Robert F Kennedy Inspirational Sayings