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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

The true university of these days is a collection of books.

I cannot conceive otherwise than that He, the Infinite Father, expects or requires no worship or praise from us, but that He is even infinitely above it.
~Author : Benjamin Franklin Nice Quotes

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.
~Author : John Madden Great Sayings

The dog that fetches will also carry. (Translation If someone reveals another's secrets to you, the same person will reveal your secrets to the world.)
~Author : Latin Proverb Meaningful Sayings

The true university of these days is a collection of books.
~Author : Thomas Carlyle Wise Quotes

Neurotic means he is not as sensible as I am, and psychotic means he's even worse than my brother-in-law.
~Author : Dr Karl Menninger Motivational Sayings

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune.
~Author : Richard Whately Famous Quotes

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
~Author : Mother Theresa Inspirational Sayings

Do your bit to save humanity from lapsing back into barbarity by reading all the novels you can.
~Author : Richard Hughes Nice Quotes

Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.
~Author : Dr Great Sayings

Idleness is an inlet to disorder, and makes way for licentiousness. People who have nothing to do are quickly tired of their own company.
~Author : Jeremy Collier Meaningful Sayings

The Mets have gotten their leadoff batter on only once this inning.
~Author : Ralph Kiner Wise Quotes

I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.
~Author : Mark Twain Motivational Sayings

Our destiny changes with our thought we shall become what we wish to become, do what we wish to do, when our habitual thought corresponds with our desire.
~Author : Orison Swett Marden Famous Quotes

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work.
~Author : Rita Mae Brown Inspirational Sayings

Ther's some trophy value to having artists of this magnitude. (after his client signed an 80 million contract with Virgin Records)
~Author : Don Passmani Nice Quotes

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation.
~Author : Tom Stoppard Great Sayings

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

Stay away from needle drugs. Richard Nixon is the only dope worth shooting.
~Author : Abbie Hoffman Famous Quotes

When men exercise their reason coolly and freely on a variety of distinct questions, they inevitably fall into different opinions on some of them. When they are governed by a common passion, their opinions, if they are to be called, will be the same.
~Author : Alexander Hamilton Inspirational Sayings

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
~Author : Bette Midler Nice Quotes

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
~Author : H L Mencken Great Sayings

The belief that there is only one truth and that oneself is in possession of it seems to me the deepest root of all evil that is in the world.
~Author : Max Born Meaningful Sayings

Es tan corto el amor, y tan largo el olvido.
~Author : Pablo Neruda Wise Quotes

Don't ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because the faster you go, the later you think you are.
~Author : Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Motivational Sayings

Soar, eat ether, see what has never been seen; depart, be lost, but climb.
~Author : Edna St Vincent Millay Famous Quotes

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
~Author : CG Jung Inspirational Sayings

The thought of our past years in me doth breed Perpetual benedictions.

Leaders keep their eyes on the horizon, not just on the bottom line.
~Author : Warren Bennis Great Sayings

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income -- which he then spends sending his son to college.
~Author : Bill Vaughan Meaningful Sayings

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, what counts is the size of the fight in the dog.
~Author : Mark Twain Wise Quotes

It seems to be a law of nature, inflexible and inexorable, That those who will not risk cannot win.
~Author : Paul Jones Motivational Sayings

Because I have been a magician for many years, people have often asked me whether I ever have sawn a woman in half. I reply, Oh, yes I've sawn over seventy women in half in my lifetime, and I'm learning the second half of the trick now.
~Author : Raymond Smullyan Famous Quotes

The thought of our past years in me doth breed Perpetual benedictions.
~Author : William Wordsworth Inspirational Sayings

Choice is an illusion, created between those with power, and those without.
~Author : Wachowski Brothers The Matrix Reloaded Nice Quotes

Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debuging Monday's code.
~Author : Dan Salomon Great Sayings

The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool.

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
~Author : Sam Brown Washington Post 1977 Nice Quotes

The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out...
~Author : Anon Great Sayings

The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool.
~Author : William McFee Meaningful Sayings

Wise men talk because they have something to say fools talk because they have to say something.
~Author : Saul Bellow Wise Quotes

The difference between fiction and reality Fiction has to make sense.
~Author : Tom Clancy Motivational Sayings

Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.
~Author : Oscar Levant Famous Quotes

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses.
~Author : Edith Sodergran Inspirational Sayings

If you want to make good use of your time, you?ve got to know what?s most important and then give it all you?ve got.
~Author : Lee Iacocca Nice Quotes

It is better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness.

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous unpremeditated act without the benefit of experience.
~Author : Henry Miller Famous Quotes

It is better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness.
~Author : Roosevelt Eleanor Inspirational Sayings

Thinking, understanding, reasoning, willing, call not these Soul They are its actions, but they are not its essence.
~Author : Akhenaton Nice Quotes

Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
~Author : Duffy Daugherty Great Sayings

There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods and that is, the sincere desire to find out the truth, whatever it may be.
~Author : Charles Sanders Pierce Meaningful Sayings

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is we'll find it.
~Author : Sam Levenson Wise Quotes

An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
~Author : Laurence J Peter Motivational Sayings

A friend is one before whom I may think aloud.
~Author : Ralph Waldo Emerson Famous Quotes

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
~Author : Robert F Kennedy Inspirational Sayings

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